May 2012
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Snapper Saturday is every for me.
Not bragging, just sayin.
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Cuteness enjoying my freshly worn gym shoes.
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A little video message, to me, from my munchkins.
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Tired of feeling inadequate…
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I am so fucking horny
And all I want right now is for my boyfriend to fuck me.
Fuck you Fifty Shades of Grey.
Why would you get a tattoo on your stomach when...
fuckyeahtattooedlove:
cause today you’re not pregnant or you haven’t gained weight.
what a pain it must be to live for what might happen someday.
Worst thing about my laptop being broken:
Lack of porn watching.
It’s just less accessible and harder to watch on my phone.
The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.
– Juliette Lewis (via dykefm)
I find it funny people say "you've got balls"...
me: this is a really nice car and all
me: but can you show me the carfox
car salesman: you mean carfax right? sure right-
me: no i meant carfox
car salesman:
me:
car salesman: i don't-
me: car
me: fox
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
kateoplis: “THREE and a half years ago, on my 62nd... →
kateoplis:
“THREE and a half years ago, on my 62nd birthday, doctors discovered a mass on my pancreas. It turned out to be Stage 3 pancreatic cancer. I was told I would be dead in four to six months. Today I am in that rare coterie of people who have survived this long with the disease. But I did not…
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